Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

  • Avi Lebor's favorite Berra photo
    If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
  • There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
  • He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
  • Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
  • I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
  • I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
  • I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Quotes of the Day

  • Don't get me right, I'm just asking.

  • We're lost, but we're making great time!

  • I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.

  • No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Berra Quotes - Aug 29th



 New collection of Berra Quotes - Avi Lebor

  • Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin
  • It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
  • It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
  • I'm as red as a sheet.
  • Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: – “He must have made that before he died” - One of favorite Avi Lebor Quotes

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Berra Quotes - 23 August


More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor


  • Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
  • I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
  • When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
  • You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
  • It gets late early out there.
  • I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
  • And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Yogi Berra Quotes of the Day - 22nd August

Avi Lebor's favorite image
  • You should slice the pizza in 4 chunks simply because I'm not really starved enough to have six.
  • It's difficult to came up with predictions, particularly with regards to the forthcoming future.
  • I wouldn't like to make the completely wrong mistake.
  • Little League baseball is a excellent thing mainly because it keeps the moms and dads off the streets.
  • I am not thinking about buying my children an encyclopedia. Simply let them walk to school like I did so.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Berra Quotes

   
  • If you find a fork on the road, pick it!  - Yogi Berra
  • It was pretty amusing. Even the music was beautiful. Yogi Berra, after visiting the opera
  • Nobody goes where the crowds are. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra
  • Nothing is as it seems, but everything is exactly as it was  - Yogi Berra

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Yogi Berra - Weekly Quotes

Yogi Berra

  • Theoretically there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - Yogi Berra
  • Whatever you do, you have to do it with the feeling - Yogi Berra
  •  If there wasn't electricity, we would all be watching television on candle lights - Yogi Berra
  • I was not aware that inventing stories and lying to police is illegal - Yogi Berra.
  • The future is not what it used to be - Yogi Berra  - Avi Lebor, personal favorite 
  • If the world was perfect, it would not be - Yogi Berra   

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Yogi Berra Popular Quotes

  • Much can be seen, Just by looking - Yogi Berra
  • Why buy good  and expensive luggage? I'm using it only when traveling.  - Yogi Berra 
  • If you do not set goals, you can not regret not reaching them. - Yogi Berra
  • I did not really say everything I said - Yogi Berra
  • Always go to other people at funerals, otherwise they will not come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Thursday, August 9, 2012

More Popular Quotes by Lou Holtz


Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you react to it. (Lou Holtz)

Motivation is a simple matter. Just eliminate what discourages you. (Lou Holtz)

When all is said about what is done, then is more said than actually done than committed. (Lou Holtz)

You are never as good as they say, till you are winning, but never so bad either, as they say, when you lose. (Lou Holtz)

Spike Milligan Quotes


I do not fear death, just do not want to be there when it happens. (Spike Milligan)

Money can not buy friends, but you can get a higher class of enemy. (Spike Milligan)

I never learned anythying by talking, but with asking questions. ( Spike Milligan )

Quotes By Stephen King


French language is such that turns dirt into romance. (Stephen King)

It is better to be good than evil. But the one who makes goodness, always pays a high price. (Stephen King)

Only enemies speak the truth, friends and lovers caught in the net of benefits lie endlessly. (Stephen King)

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Quotes about Money

  1. Love is inclined to the side where the wallet is  - Austrian proverb  
  2. Money can open the eyes to a blind man, Money can close the eyes even to the fat pope. - Chinese proverb
  3.  Money sometimes removes troubles, but it also creates them. - Chinese proverb
  4. Love conquers all, but money always wins over love.- Latin Proverb
  5. Money destroys and builds, do all you want. The righteous and the justice kills with a reason. - Latin Proverbs

Quotes of the Day - August 1st



  • Stains of the rich can be hide with money. - English Proverb
  • If I owe you one hundred dollars - that's my problem, but if I you owe you a thousand dollars, that's your problem."
  • Who has little money says:" What do I do with it? ", one that has a lot is saying," God, please give me more. 

Friday, July 27, 2012

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Quotes of the Day, July 27th


"Never cease to laugh, even when you are sad, because you never know when someone will fall in love with your smile." Gabriel Garcia Marquez
"The opinion of a woman's is more decent than the opinion of a man, because she changes it very often." Huxley

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Yogi Quote of hte day, July 26

  • Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
  • As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."
  • "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
  • "It gets late early out there."
  • Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife asked: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi's answer: "Surprise me."
  •  "It ain't over till it's over."

Yogi Quotes

  • "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
  • "Never answer anonymous letters."
  • On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
  • The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."