Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

  • Avi Lebor's favorite Berra photo
    If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
  • There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
  • He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
  • Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
  • I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
  • I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
  • I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Quotes of the Day

  • Don't get me right, I'm just asking.

  • We're lost, but we're making great time!

  • I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.

  • No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Berra Quotes - Aug 29th

 New collection of Berra Quotes - Avi Lebor

  • Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin
  • It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
  • It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
  • I'm as red as a sheet.
  • Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: – “He must have made that before he died” - One of favorite Avi Lebor Quotes

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Berra Quotes - 23 August

More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor

  • Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
  • I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
  • When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
  • You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
  • It gets late early out there.
  • I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
  • And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Yogi Berra Quotes of the Day - 22nd August

Avi Lebor's favorite image
  • You should slice the pizza in 4 chunks simply because I'm not really starved enough to have six.
  • It's difficult to came up with predictions, particularly with regards to the forthcoming future.
  • I wouldn't like to make the completely wrong mistake.
  • Little League baseball is a excellent thing mainly because it keeps the moms and dads off the streets.
  • I am not thinking about buying my children an encyclopedia. Simply let them walk to school like I did so.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Berra Quotes

  • If you find a fork on the road, pick it!  - Yogi Berra
  • It was pretty amusing. Even the music was beautiful. Yogi Berra, after visiting the opera
  • Nobody goes where the crowds are. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra
  • Nothing is as it seems, but everything is exactly as it was  - Yogi Berra

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Yogi Berra - Weekly Quotes

Yogi Berra

  • Theoretically there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - Yogi Berra
  • Whatever you do, you have to do it with the feeling - Yogi Berra
  •  If there wasn't electricity, we would all be watching television on candle lights - Yogi Berra
  • I was not aware that inventing stories and lying to police is illegal - Yogi Berra.
  • The future is not what it used to be - Yogi Berra  - Avi Lebor, personal favorite 
  • If the world was perfect, it would not be - Yogi Berra