Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

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  If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
• There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
• He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
• Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
• I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
• I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
• I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Quotes of the Day

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  Don't get me right, I'm just asking.

• We're lost, but we're making great time!

• I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.

• No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

Berra Quotes - Aug 29th

 New collection of Berra Quotes - Avi Lebor

• Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin
• It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
• I'm as red as a sheet.
• Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: – “He must have made that before he died” - One of favorite Avi Lebor Quotes

Berra Quotes - 23 August

More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor

• Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
• I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
• When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
• You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
• It gets late early out there.
• I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
• And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Yogi Berra Quotes of the Day - 22nd August

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• You should slice the pizza in 4 chunks simply because I'm not really starved enough to have six.
• It's difficult to came up with predictions, particularly with regards to the forthcoming future.
• I wouldn't like to make the completely wrong mistake.
• Little League baseball is a excellent thing mainly because it keeps the moms and dads off the streets.
• I am not thinking about buying my children an encyclopedia. Simply let them walk to school like I did so.

Berra Quotes

   

• If you find a fork on the road, pick it!  - Yogi Berra
• It was pretty amusing. Even the music was beautiful. Yogi Berra, after visiting the opera
• Nobody goes where the crowds are. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra
• Nothing is as it seems, but everything is exactly as it was  - Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra - Weekly Quotes

Yogi Berra

• Theoretically there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - Yogi Berra
• Whatever you do, you have to do it with the feeling - Yogi Berra
•  If there wasn't electricity, we would all be watching television on candle lights - Yogi Berra
• I was not aware that inventing stories and lying to police is illegal - Yogi Berra.
• The future is not what it used to be - Yogi Berra  - Avi Lebor, personal favorite 
• If the world was perfect, it would not be - Yogi Berra