Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

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  If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
• There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
• He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
• Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
• I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
• I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
• I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Berra Quotes - 23 August

More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor

• Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
• I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
• When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
• You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
• It gets late early out there.
• I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
• And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Yogi Berra - Weekly Quotes

Yogi Berra

• Theoretically there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - Yogi Berra
• Whatever you do, you have to do it with the feeling - Yogi Berra
•  If there wasn't electricity, we would all be watching television on candle lights - Yogi Berra
• I was not aware that inventing stories and lying to police is illegal - Yogi Berra.
• The future is not what it used to be - Yogi Berra  - Avi Lebor, personal favorite 
• If the world was perfect, it would not be - Yogi Berra   

Yogi Berra Popular Quotes

• Much can be seen, Just by looking - Yogi Berra
• Why buy good  and expensive luggage? I'm using it only when traveling.  - Yogi Berra 
• If you do not set goals, you can not regret not reaching them. - Yogi Berra
• I did not really say everything I said - Yogi Berra
• Always go to other people at funerals, otherwise they will not come to yours. - Yogi Berra

More Popular Quotes by Lou Holtz

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you react to it. (Lou Holtz)

Motivation is a simple matter. Just eliminate what discourages you. (Lou Holtz)

When all is said about what is done, then is more said than actually done than committed. (Lou Holtz)

You are never as good as they say, till you are winning, but never so bad either, as they say, when you lose. (Lou Holtz)

Spike Milligan Quotes

I do not fear death, just do not want to be there when it happens. (Spike Milligan)

Money can not buy friends, but you can get a higher class of enemy. (Spike Milligan)

I never learned anythying by talking, but with asking questions. ( Spike Milligan )

Quotes By Stephen King

French language is such that turns dirt into romance. (Stephen King)

It is better to be good than evil. But the one who makes goodness, always pays a high price. (Stephen King)

Only enemies speak the truth, friends and lovers caught in the net of benefits lie endlessly. (Stephen King)

Quotes of the Day, July 27th

"Never cease to laugh, even when you are sad, because you never know when someone will fall in love with your smile." Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"The opinion of a woman's is more decent than the opinion of a man, because she changes it very often." Huxley

Yogi Quote of hte day, July 26

• Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
• As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."
• "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
• "It gets late early out there."
• Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife asked: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi's answer: "Surprise me."
•  "It ain't over till it's over."

Yogi Quotes

• "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
• "Never answer anonymous letters."
• On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
• The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."