Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

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  If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
• There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
• He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
• Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
• I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
• I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
• I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Quotes of the Day

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  Don't get me right, I'm just asking.

• We're lost, but we're making great time!

• I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.

• No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.

Berra Quotes - Aug 29th

 New collection of Berra Quotes - Avi Lebor

• Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin
• It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
• I'm as red as a sheet.
• Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: – “He must have made that before he died” - One of favorite Avi Lebor Quotes

Berra Quotes - 23 August

More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor

• Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
• I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
• When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
• You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
• It gets late early out there.
• I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
• And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Yogi Berra Quotes of the Day - 22nd August

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• You should slice the pizza in 4 chunks simply because I'm not really starved enough to have six.
• It's difficult to came up with predictions, particularly with regards to the forthcoming future.
• I wouldn't like to make the completely wrong mistake.
• Little League baseball is a excellent thing mainly because it keeps the moms and dads off the streets.
• I am not thinking about buying my children an encyclopedia. Simply let them walk to school like I did so.

Berra Quotes

   

• If you find a fork on the road, pick it!  - Yogi Berra
• It was pretty amusing. Even the music was beautiful. Yogi Berra, after visiting the opera
• Nobody goes where the crowds are. It's too crowded. - Yogi Berra
• Nothing is as it seems, but everything is exactly as it was  - Yogi Berra
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Yogi Berra Popular Quotes

• Much can be seen, Just by looking - Yogi Berra
• Why buy good  and expensive luggage? I'm using it only when traveling.  - Yogi Berra 
• If you do not set goals, you can not regret not reaching them. - Yogi Berra
• I did not really say everything I said - Yogi Berra
• Always go to other people at funerals, otherwise they will not come to yours. - Yogi Berra

Yogi Quote of hte day, July 26

• Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
• As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."
• "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
• "It gets late early out there."
• Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife asked: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi's answer: "Surprise me."
•  "It ain't over till it's over."

Yogi Quotes

• "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
• "Never answer anonymous letters."
• On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."
• The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."