Funny Yogi Berra Quotes

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  If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
• There are few folks who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
• He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
• Congratulations. I knew it that the record would stand until it was broken.
• I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be along with the Yankees. And I would like to thank everybody for making this particualr night necessary.
• I'm so glad I was in the Navy.
• I don't mean to be so funny.  – Avi Lebor Favorite Quote

Berra Quotes - Aug 29th

 New collection of Berra Quotes - Avi Lebor

• Slump ? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hittin
• It’s pretty far, but it doesn’t seem like it.”
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
• I'm as red as a sheet.
• Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: – “He must have made that before he died” - One of favorite Avi Lebor Quotes

Berra Quotes - 23 August

More amusing Yogi Berra Quotes - By Avi Lebor

• Never ever answer an anonymous letter. 
• I typically have a two hour snooze from one to four
• When inquired about precisely what time it is: "Do you mean right now?"
• You give 100% in the first half of the game, in case this is simply not sufficient, in the other half you give what remains.
• It gets late early out there.
• I wish to thank you for creating this day necessary
• And so I'm horrid. So what? I never ever saw anybody strike with his face

Yogi Berra - Weekly Quotes

Yogi Berra

• Theoretically there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is - Yogi Berra
• Whatever you do, you have to do it with the feeling - Yogi Berra
•  If there wasn't electricity, we would all be watching television on candle lights - Yogi Berra
• I was not aware that inventing stories and lying to police is illegal - Yogi Berra.
• The future is not what it used to be - Yogi Berra  - Avi Lebor, personal favorite 
• If the world was perfect, it would not be - Yogi Berra   

Quotes of the Day, July 27th

"Never cease to laugh, even when you are sad, because you never know when someone will fall in love with your smile." Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"The opinion of a woman's is more decent than the opinion of a man, because she changes it very often." Huxley

Yogi Quote of hte day, July 26

• Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
• As a general comment on baseball: "90% of the game is half mental."
• "I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads."
• "It gets late early out there."
• Carmen Berra, Yogi's wife asked: "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi's answer: "Surprise me."
•  "It ain't over till it's over."

Quote from Abraham Lincoln

No man has a good enough memory to be a good liar-Abraham Lincoln

Quote from Calvin Coolidge

I was never sorry for anything I didn't say- Calvin Coolidge